Dear Diary,
I agreed to meet this seemingly cute and fun guy out for coffee the other night. He shows up at the spot looking a bit like his picture but not nearly as cute (shocking!) The spot had a fire pit that we sat next to. We both ordered the same drink, Vanilla Latte, which made us smile and gave us a quick invite to start flirting. He seemed a bit nervous which was endearing. He was a rancher and has horses and seemed like a bit of a guy's guy. I like a guy's guy- can't stand a sissy boy!! He came off a bit insecure when about 15 minutes in to the date he started pressing me for my first impression of him. Weird. The place was closing and it was really cold that night in West Hollywood. I still haven't formed my opinion of him so I agree to finish my coffee in his truck. After some good conversation he leans in to kiss me. Not a bad kisser, definitely trainable! After the kisses I decide I will go out with him. Until this happened.... He says he wants to play his favorite album. He opens the jockey-box and pulls out a different Ipod from the one we have been listening to. So I am like okay cool, what chya working with? 30 seconds in I still have no clue as to what is happening to my ears. Then he blurts out, "It's the sound track from Glee!" That's right folks- The fucking sound track to GLEE! REALLY? That is the best possible album to play in your huge-ass truck to a girl you would like to see again? DAM. Jerry McGuire says, "you had me at hello." Well this girl says, "Hey dumb ass- you lost me at Glee!!"
I mean come on?!? It's one thing to have it on your Tivo but a whole something else to play it on a truck date with another human. Oh well I guess, another one bites the dust. Seems as though I forgot to text him back. Oops!
So I am still on the hunt and still open for having my dinner bought for me... anytime. Girl's gotta eat! So please sweet universe can you throw me a bone here? Please?
Love Ya!!
VK
So I came across your blog and it's really fun. Wish you'd post more! I met my bf online dating (in NYC) and we have been happily together for 8+ months now. Before I met him I went on MANY MANY bad online dates. It's especially bad in NYC because there are just too many people to choose from; there is always another date. I guess my comment on this post is though, who cares if he listens to or put on the Glee soundtrack? Is that REALLY a valid reason to not see him again? I don't know you at all, so have no idea what your intentions are but this is a great article and I see a lot of #2 in your Glee story. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tracy-mcmillan/why-youre-not-married_b_822088.html
ReplyDeleteAnyway, love your blog, good luck in your dating adventures!
Thanks for checking out my stories!! Online dating is tricky. It can be so promising then turn so disastrous in the blink of an eye!! Glad to hear you found your BF online- that in encouraging!! S with the Glee Guy, I was on the fence with him and then the way he reacted and how he jammed out to the soundtrack did irreversible damage to his hotness in my mind's eye. :( Oh well!! I will check out the article. Thanks for stopping by my page!! I have a date tonight- will report back soon. :)
ReplyDeleteI love glee, but you know me, I'm not a dude. that's a whole other ballgame, that would be cause for major concern.Where's the PEARL Jam? I really want to know what happens with the next date, i might be in Anaheim next week it depends on my cash flow.I loved this story you made my night(I went to the GLEE movie today(NO LIE). Hopefully the next one will be a rocker!
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