Dear Diary,
I get why women become cougars. I honestly do! I was home for a wedding this last week and I found myself getting cozy with a younger man. He didn't look like a younger man, he didn't kiss like a younger man and he surely didn't f#%k like a younger man.
So, I found myself in a situation I couldn't refuse. He was funny, handsome with a heart of gold. I didn't walk in to the situation thinking "oh Dam I need to get some of that." A little help from my dear friend alcohol pushed me in his direction.
So, on the night of the bachelorette party somehow I found myself in his arms. Looking back all I have to say is- DAM! So eager and willing to learn. No, not willing instead begging to learn. This kid took direction so well I think Scorsese needs to cast him in his next flick. I never thought some of the best sex I have ever had would come from a young man. Thing that makes it tricky and the thing that's got me trippin is the way he treated me. No man my age does the things this guy did. He was so rocked and grateful that with his every breath he made me feel like a princess. No matter what I needed he got it. No matter how bad I looked, he LOVED it. I am not looking to get into anything serious with a kid, however I wish I could spend all the time in the world with THIS kid.
So cougars everywhere I get it. Sold. Done. Boom. Hats off to you Mrs. Robinson! I fully support you.
I hope I can find a man my age in my town with half of what this kid brought to the table. Passionate, sexy, attentive, kind and dam right amazing. That's a tall order I know but shit wish me luck. If not I can always take a turn to Cougar Town... If every young man there is half as amazing as this kid, hell I may become the Mayor.
Sigh.
Love,
V
Mayor VK. I love it!
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