There is nothing like a younger man to make you feel amazing.

Dear Diary,

I get why women become cougars.  I honestly do! I was home for a wedding this last week and I found myself getting cozy with a younger man.  He didn't look like a younger man, he didn't kiss like a younger man and he surely didn't f#%k like a younger man.
So, I found myself in a situation I couldn't refuse.  He was funny, handsome with a heart of gold.  I didn't walk in to the situation thinking "oh Dam I need to get some of that." A little help from my dear friend alcohol pushed me in his direction.
So, on the night of the bachelorette party somehow I found myself in his arms. Looking back all I have to say is- DAM!  So eager and willing to learn. No, not willing instead begging to learn.  This kid took direction so well I think Scorsese needs to cast him in his next flick.  I never thought some of the best sex I have ever had would come from a young man.  Thing that makes it tricky and the thing that's got me trippin is the way he treated me.  No man my age does the things this guy did. He was so rocked and grateful that with his every breath he made me feel like a princess.  No matter what I needed he got it.  No matter how bad I looked, he LOVED it.  I am not looking to get into anything serious with a kid, however I wish I could spend all the time in the world with THIS kid.
So cougars everywhere I get it.  Sold. Done. Boom. Hats off to you Mrs. Robinson!   I fully support you.
 I hope I can find a man my age in my town with half of what this kid brought to the table. Passionate, sexy, attentive, kind and dam right amazing. That's a tall order I know but shit wish me luck.  If not I can always take a turn to Cougar Town...  If every young man there is half as amazing as this kid, hell I may become the Mayor.
Sigh.
Love,
V

Dear Diary,
I am speaking in my best friend from High School's wedding in less then two weeks and need to find the perfect love poem for them, their love, and their new life together. No pressure! Kidding, I am totally happy to do it. I was originally going to write something for the occasion but it's hard to write about love when you are single. It's been so long since I have been in love I honestly can't remember what it feels like. Dam! (insert Italian accent) That's a no good! But, I am chugging away searching for the perfect love poem...crying myself to sleep.. :) J/K. Seriously though- any suggestions?

SO~Not a lot going on since the last time I check in with you. The cute random setup guy broke our date because he was sick. We haven't hooked up since. The timing has been off. I think I am starting to loose interest. But, I am not super worried about it. I didn't meet anyone over the holiday (4th of July).
I am looking forward to this weekend!! Friday night I am going to a friend's birthday thing and Sunday I am having a pool party. I told my friends to bring hot guys so hopefully I meet someone. If not, I have a boat load of emails from the dating website to sift through. I will keep you updated with any possible love connections that pop up. I did get a funny one today and it went~
"You are getting sleepy...sleepy...sleepy. All your concerns in the world are washing away...sleepy...sleepy...sleepy. As you are reading this email, you are becoming a blank page...sleepy...sleepy...sleepy. When I count back from three you will be overwhelmed by the desire to talk to me. Three...two...one... Hi, I'm David!"

*Bless his little heart. When I went to check his profile out the kid was not even close to my type. Unless my type was short, fat and ugly. Unfortunately for him it's not. Awe well!

I am still in the game and hopefully I find someone to go to dinner with soon.. catch a movie, maybe some sex? I don't know, I am just saying. It would be nice. So back to streets and the inter-web. Wish me luck!
Love,
V

Is it Hollywood or is it him?

Dear Diary,
I have noticed a trend on with this online dating extravaganza. The more hot the guy the more of a pervert. Her is an example. I received an email from a super good looking guy who lives right around the corner from me in Hollywood saying to read his profile and email him back if I am still interested. The profile started out nice enough. I was actually into his personality, then came this part:

Must be open minded sexually though
****I did not make this ad for sex !! Sex is easy to get... finding someone you can connect with on all levels is not !! So don't take me the wrong way....
I am open to watching my woman with another man ( its a voyeur thing ) Also interested in the swingers lifestyle in general.. have not tried it but would open to explore this with the RIGHT Woman ( this is not about you or me not being enough for each other ! ) " Its about sexual exploration and adventure together as partners !)

WFT?!?! I love how he said "don't take it the wrong way" What way did he mean it other than the way it sounded? Call me crazy! No? Maybe? Not a weirdo? huh.

WOW!! I mean I have had some wild nights in my time as a party girl in the Hills o' Holly and I am not one to judge anyone sexually. Not my style. In fact I am the one person most of my friends come to with private situations that they need advice on. Because I don't judge. I think what ever you are interested in sexually is your own thing and I am sure there are plenty of people out there in the world that will compliment that side of you but what kind of a freak puts that shit up on their profile on a dating website?? At least give a girl a drink before you drop that kind o a bomb on her. LOL- She might be a little bit more receptive to it!! This leads me to- Online dating rule #3: The hotter the guy is the bigger the perv!!

So~ pervert aside, Diary, I am excited for my date tonight with the random tall cute guy. I still have doubts that there is a future with him- too nice, but I haven't decided to throw in the towel just yet. Besides- A girls gotta eat!

HUGS AND KISSES!! ~ V