Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Oh Lordy!

Dear Diary,
In my online quest for love today I came across this pick up line (I promise I am not making this up) " Come out from your window and let this prince take you on a magic carpet ride" Fo reals? I got two major perverts in a row one who assured me.. "You are soo hot!!! Don't worry though I didn't jack off to your picture... yet. Wink, wink!" WTF? You must be kidding me! Between Naughty picture guy and this idiot, I decided I need to take down my wicked hot picture as well as my sexy face picture.
Which leaves me to online dating rule #2: If your picture is too sexy you will attract a boat load of perverts!!
Other than then these two kookoo's I haven't much to report. However, don't worry Diary I am not going to give up!! I will still flirt and email cute guys today and as usual I promise to report back with the details.
XOXO
V

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  1. I posted my other blog one night on ashford, you can read east meets west/

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