This is going to be harder than I thought!

Dear Diary,
I haven't called cute boy from the other night yet. I am really bad about that. I should have made him take down my number instead of leaving his. I can never call first! Plus, I don't know if he's my type, I feel I might get bored with him in a couple of months. We'll see. SO check this out- I got possibly the funniest email I have ever gotten in my online dating life!! Again- not making this shit up!

"Finding true love is like going fishing it requires allot of patience to catch the one you've always dreamed of but when you do isn't it the most gratifying and satisfying feeling in the world?
"In every one's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. - Albert Schweitzer (1875-1965)""

You got to be kidding me! Creepy and hysterical at the same time! Who writes crap like that? Insert tear that fell from my cheek from laughing so hard!! I also got a heart filled note from a guy named sober00- He is sober, bald and 47~ Come on! REALLY? Call me crazy but I am not at all interested in a 47 year old guy, who looks horrible, and is sober...... NONE OF THAT IS APPEALING TO ME!! Honestly do they look at the picture of me or read my profile at all before they hit me with their best shot? Gssh!!

ON the bright side, I have started chatting with 2 seemingly nice and cute guys who live pretty close (for LA Standards :)) I have agreed to go out with one, but an actual date has yet to be set. I will keep you up dated with the goings on as things evolve. Wish me luck. Tonight's plans? Friends (the show) and some wine. Crazy Sat night let me tell you!
Love,
V

Oh Lordy!

Dear Diary,
In my online quest for love today I came across this pick up line (I promise I am not making this up) " Come out from your window and let this prince take you on a magic carpet ride" Fo reals? I got two major perverts in a row one who assured me.. "You are soo hot!!! Don't worry though I didn't jack off to your picture... yet. Wink, wink!" WTF? You must be kidding me! Between Naughty picture guy and this idiot, I decided I need to take down my wicked hot picture as well as my sexy face picture.
Which leaves me to online dating rule #2: If your picture is too sexy you will attract a boat load of perverts!!
Other than then these two kookoo's I haven't much to report. However, don't worry Diary I am not going to give up!! I will still flirt and email cute guys today and as usual I promise to report back with the details.
XOXO
V

Most Random Date Ever!

Dear Diary,
Last night my neighbor yells across the pool to my apt in a bit of a panic asking if I can run him up to the Rite Aide by our place. Turns out the "friend" he had over was having an Asthma attack and needed and inhaler quickly. So of coarse I say yes and we hop in the car. On the way he tells me he kicked his roomy out so he and his "friend" can do it. LOL! Get some!
He buys me a bottle of wine for the trouble and we both head back to our apartments. A few moments later, he yells across the pool again and asks if I have a charger for a blackberry. I do and he sends over a tall cute guy to my apt. This cutie was there to meet the expelled roommate but his phone was dead so he was stranded. However, my neighbor gave this guy the boot as well do to his need to get some! So, this complete stranger and I are hanging out while his completely dead Blackberry charges. Time to break out the wine. I was about to make dinner so I make enough to share- Lucky for him he is cute! He explains how he is going to a birthday thing at a bar up the street with my neighbor and invites me to come. I don't have plans so what the heck? When my neighbor gets home from his exile he decides to bail on his Buddy citing his lack of money as the reason.
So it end up just being the two of us. We walk up to a pretty cool spot by my place where I meet his friends and we dance the night away. We kissed on the dance floor then came back to my apartment building and watched a movie at my neighbor's. (he was crashing at his place so he didn't drive home to the valley drunk) Not high school "movie watching" where all you do is make out. No, responsible adults movie watching. Where you just smooch a couple times.. LOL. All in all it was pretty fun. I will definitely see him again.
But I can't shake the feeling my neighbors were trying to set us up. I just happen to have a bottle of wine? He just happened to need a charge? My neighbor just happened to ditch out? Smells a bit fishy to me! Either way I went with.

Interesting tactics D-bags.

Dear Diary,
I have to say I am shocked with how many good looking guys are online dating these days! I am not sure the proper protocal for getting the ball rolling on these dating web sites. So I am using the "Hi, how are you?" approach. When a cute guy pops up I just send an email saying that and if he is interested then he can email me back. Sounds good to me. Please feel free to leave me a comment with any suggestions for I am new at this!

So, I meet this one super cute guy who owns his business, seems successful,

and donates his time and his plane as a Volunteer Search and Rescue guy for the air force a couple weekends a month. He seems nice and lives close so I give him my number for some flirty texting. A day into friendly texting I get home from the gym and he starts insisting I send him pics of "the hard earned results I just accomplished at the gym". That's a clever way of asking me to send him naughty photos. Now, if we are together I have no problem with a fun pic here and there. But I have never met this dude in my life and he was extremely persistent in his pressuring me to send him naughty shots.. Wow. Too bad he is a pervert- So promising!!!!
I was kinda hopeful. I should have known that a guy with is own plane that is wicked cute was too good to be true.
Lesion 1.- If he seems too good to be true.... He is!
But no fretting I had another hopeful on the back burner. We had been emailing for about 5 days. He was kinda cute but really witty. With a job as a successful Chef. We started emailing back and forth 4-5 times a day. All of the sudden midday Friday the website informs me he deleted his profile?!? WTF? Why? How? Huh? I logged on 15 minutes after he sent me an email yet he deleted his profile before I could respond. Weird! Did his girl friend find out he was flirting online? I do believe the answer to that question is Uh-huh! Sweet two for two.
But, don't worry readers I am not going to let these two jerk-offs get me down, there are plenty of fish in the proverbial online see.
So far, I am not impressed with the dudes I have found online. However, it has only been a week! Lol. I will stick it out for 3 months. Or till I find a man. What if it's not Hollywood it's me? Do I just attract Dbags? I sure hope that's not the case. However time will tell. Wish me luck!
Love,
Veronica
Best pick up emails this weekend:
1. "You are quite the looker, I have already made you cum 5 times in my mind, wow. So freaking sexy. I am surprised you are single." (surprising this D-bag is still single!)
2. "You have cool hair. It looks like you hit your head on a rock and honey is spewing out of your head." (Like, thanks bra!)

This is deticated to all the single girls out there..

I have grown tired of all the Men living immediately around me. I live in Hollywood, California. I am in the exact right location I need to be for the work I do. I love being close to the hills and plenty of hiking. I love the beach being a half hour away. But I can't get over all the d bags I have been meeting lately. I try hard not to drink and drive (any more). I have a multitude of places to go and things to do with in walking distance of my apartment so it works out for me that I don't.
All of this sounds great right? Unless you want to stay single like 90% of the girlfriends I have in this city are, you need to get the F@#K out of Hollywood to meet quality men.
On Line Dating has evolved a lot in the last 5 years and a lot of the horror stories have been replaced with success stories. So I have decided to give it a try. I am making the commitment to logging in as much as possible and finding some dates. My friend who found her amazing boyfriend on the site I decided to try gave me some advice: "you get out what you put in." I am notorious for getting sick of projects and moving on with things. But this time I am serious. I will be reporting back here in this blog Dear Diary style and I can't wait to see what happens. I will take chances, make dates and give my number out. I will trust my intuition and hook myself a good guy. If I don't find one on line by god I am moving!! lol!
I am Veronica, single, pretty, and ready to find someone amazing I want to be with. Hopefully this blog only lasts a few months, but I promise to report though it all. So let the online games begin!