I can honestly say THIS has never happened before-

Dear Diary,

I went on a super fun blind double date with my good girlfriend this last weekend. Not expecting anything, I was presently surprised with the guy she and her man set me up with.  He's successful, fun and looks like a taller-younger Richard Gere!  We have some drinks then proceed to Karaoke the night away.  I won't admit this out loud, in fact if you ask me straight away I will say' "yeah it's alright", but in reality Karaoke is like my Favorite thing to do when I am drinking!  So, as the night progresses him and I start to get cozy and decide we are going back to his place so we can have some time just the two of us. He offers a night cap with champagne on his balcony. This seems really promising! Somehow this guy knows my weakness for karaoke and Champagne on balconies?!?  Sweet!!  I had to work at noon the next day. We set alarms and proceed to "Go to Bed."  I am fully enforcing the underpants stay on rule and he is doing his best to be a guy and work around that rule.  I completely stick to my guns and we fall asleep. While we were sleeping, unfortunately my phone died causing us to oversleep!!!
 But that's not all that happened while we were asleep. In a mad dash to get me home we are speeding along in traffic when he asks me this....  "theoretically speaking, are you on any kind of birth control?"  I say maybe and ask him what's up.  He proceeds to tell me that he is 99% sure that we had sex last night sometime after we fell asleep!?! EXCUSE  ME?  SAY WHAT?  I tell him that I don't think that is a possibility.  He keeps on with the birth control 3rd degree because he is that convinced that we did. All the while assuring me that he isn't in the habit of having sex with sleeping girls. Yet he is CONVINCED that with me he did.  ?  OKAY- Here is the deal- I had my monthly visitor and there was absolutely no way we could have had sex because my instrument was still in place holing down the flow- if ya know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean then you are too young to be reading this!  What gets me is that even when I tell him this- he's still concerned that I am going to be knocked up. 
Honestly people I am completely stumped by this one!!  Did we have sex or didn't we? It's not like sleep walking, I am pretty sure I would remember- or at least I sure as shit hope I would.  Honestly at this moment it's still a mystery.  I am confused and don't know what to make of it. Has anyone else out there ever had this happen to them?  I am kinda bugging about it.  Regardless as to how strange it is, one thing is certain- it's not worth throwing away a tall, funny, and successful Richard Gere type.  I will keep you posted as to the out come.

Love Ya!!

VK

It was going so good till you pulled that shit!!

Dear Diary,

I agreed to meet this seemingly cute and fun guy out for coffee the other night.  He shows up at the spot looking a bit like his picture but not nearly as cute (shocking!)  The spot had a fire pit that we sat next to.   We both ordered the same drink, Vanilla Latte, which made us smile and gave us a quick invite to start flirting.  He seemed a bit nervous which was endearing.  He was a rancher and has horses and seemed like a bit of a guy's guy.  I like a guy's guy- can't stand a sissy boy!!  He came off a bit insecure when about 15 minutes in to the date he started pressing me for  my first impression of him.  Weird. The place was closing and it was really cold that night in West Hollywood. I still haven't formed my opinion of him so I agree to finish my coffee in his truck.  After some good conversation he leans in to kiss me.  Not a bad kisser, definitely trainable!  After the kisses I decide I will go out with him. Until this happened....  He says he wants to play his favorite album.  He opens the jockey-box and pulls out a different Ipod from the one we have been listening to.  So I am like okay cool, what chya working with?  30 seconds in I still have no clue as to what is happening to my ears.  Then he blurts out, "It's the sound track from Glee!"  That's right folks- The fucking sound track to GLEE!  REALLY?  That is the best possible album to play in your huge-ass truck to a girl you would like to see again? DAM.  Jerry McGuire says, "you had me at hello."  Well this girl says, "Hey dumb ass- you lost me at Glee!!"
I mean come on?!?  It's one thing to have it on your Tivo but a whole something else to play it on a truck date with another human.   Oh well I guess, another one bites the dust. Seems as though I forgot to text him back. Oops!
So I am still on the hunt and still open for having my dinner bought for me... anytime.  Girl's gotta eat!  So please sweet universe can you throw me a bone here? Please?
Love Ya!!
VK